A father saw tt his son, Tom was ready for a S€xual experience.
so he decided and told his son: Son, here's $50 for u to go get urself a gal and lose ur 1st time to her.
Tom went along with the $50 to get himself a gal and went past his grandma's house. His grandma asked: Where ya going Tom?
So Tom told her hw his dad wanted him to get a gal and lose his 1st time to her.
After hearing his predicament, Tom's grandma told him: Why not u pass me the $50 and i will do it with u instead of letting outsiders earn this money?
So Tom agreed and did it with his grandma..Upon reaching home, his father asked Tom: hw was ur experience?Tom den told his father wad he did.
His father was shocked: U MEAN U SCREWED MY MUM?!! Tom said calmly: Yea.. and NOW u know hw I feel when U screw MY MUM..His father fainted.
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An overweight clerk consulted the doctor for advice. The doctor advised that the clerk run 10 miles a day for 30 days.
This, he promised, would burn off as much as twenty pounds.
The clerk follows the doctor's advice and, after thirty days, was pleased to note a loss of twenty pounds.
The clerk phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.
At the end of the conversation, however, there was one last question: "How do I get home, since I'm now 300 miles away?"
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A man walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Don't touch the purple monkey up in room 222."
The man sneered and went straight up to room 222 and opened the door.
There sitting right in front of him was a purple monkey.
The man laughed again and touched the monkey. He then started down the stairs...the monkey was following him.
The man went outside and got into his jeep. The monkey got in the back seat.
The man ignored him. Later the man drove to the Eiffel Tower.
The man got out of the car and the monkey followed.
Later the man finally reached the top, but the monkey was right behind him.
The man just burst and yelled, "What do you want!" The monkey came up to him and said, "Tag...you're it.
